A Chocolate Bar Story

On , wanted  to .

So he took Miss to a  and then to the Motel on   to show her some  .

He began to feel her  , which was pure .

It made her , and made him want to  .

He thought "This is

 !"

He let out a  as his went up her and caused a  .

She screamed  '', as she grabbed his  and squeezed his  .

Miss said; 'You are even better than the '.

To which replied; 'When you're this size they call you .

Now  and we'll have some  again'.

Soon she was a bit  and nine months later she had a .

3 Magic Words

It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
 

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition"
 

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."