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Showing posts with label Female. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Female. Show all posts

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Beautiful Women

Hi Beautiful

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Facts On figures:
There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models?
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And only eight who do.
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Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14?  
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If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!
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The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.

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One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.
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The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! -  NOT Perfect!!
A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent
looking  at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed ,  guilty and  SHAMEFUL!

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Models 20 years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman.

Today they weigh 23% less...... clip_image012

~*~ Beauty of a Woman ~*~

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The  place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The  passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows..

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The  Images of A Mom 
4 YEARS OF  AGE
  My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14  YEARS OF AGE
Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,  either!
16 YEARS OF AGE
Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE That old woman?  She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE
Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF  AGE
Wonder what Mom would have thought about  it?
65 YEARS OF AGE Wish I could talk it over with Mom...

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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over it became a butterfly

Friday, March 26, 2010

3 Magic Words


It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
 
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition"
 
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

Sending Real Cards...made ez!!!